Monday, September 14, 2015

Mom Confession Monday

The Miracle Product Every Mom Needs

I know you. You, like me, want that one product that makes your life easier by saving your three most valuable assets: time, money, and energy. Stop the presses now, and read this: 

I have found it! The one miracle product that not only saves you a tremendous amount of time and energy, but also money. This product is easy to use, extremely versatile, and will replace many of your household cleaners. You can find this product at your local supermarket, drugstore, or baby store, and it is very reasonable priced, often just under a nickel!

Are you ready? I want you to brace yourself, because I am about to change your life. Drum roll please. The miracle product is... The baby wipe!

Didn't see that coming, did you? Okay, so I pitched a good sale, but it's not without reason. Baby wipes really are unbelievably versatile, cheap, and effecient. 

Need to wipe your baby's butt? Of course. 

Need to give your baby a waterless bath? Go right ahead!

Need to shower, but have no energy? For less than five cents, you can smell fresh as a daisy. Or a baby. 

In-laws coming over and you have no time to dust? Or vacuum the popcorn crumbs from the couch crevices? Or scrub the table? Baby wipe. Baby wipe. Baby wipe. 

I confess, I've used baby wipes for all of this and more! I've even gone so far as to polish my patent leather heels and dust my dashboard with baby wipes. I keep a package with me, even when my baby isn't! 

What crazy uses have you found for baby wipes? Please share below, and don't forget to send me your mom confessions to be featured here. 

XOXO- Barnyard Baby Momma

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